Monday.
After school I went in to get information on a spur of a moment job at this nutrition clinic near home. Fine, cool. I thought they needed a receptionist or something, but no, some 19 year old kid comes out and has a 45 minute long interview with me about becoming a nutrition rep for them and selling their product.Hahahahaha, yeah, like some fucking Mary Kay ass Avon fucking independent business deal. Was it tempting, ofcourse, it sounded like I had to put no money in (SKETCH) and I was the only non-hispanic person there. I would be there to broaden the spectrum of the market of the product to the Portuguese and Canadian community…. OH MY GOD. Well I went in and on the spot he hired me…I said I’d think about it and promptly made two calls to my best advice giving girls who told me to get this idea out of my head and never drink anything given to me in a glass in a strange plce that was not a restaurant. Moral of the story, I almost sold myself to Spanish gypsies today because I could maybe make some money…but I know no middle aged women willing to spend over $100 a month on a diet shake.
